Nonviolence
Here is another of my favorite tidbits from the college freshman writing assignment entitled "Who Do You Wish Would Just Shut Up and Why":
"Like I said, I am NOT a mean person. In fact, I am a VERY nonviolent person, but I would like to tear his balls off, so that he has to live without them for the rest of his days. He's so RACIST! And he's half-Mexican! F*ck him!"
"Like I said, I am NOT a mean person. In fact, I am a VERY nonviolent person, but I would like to tear his balls off, so that he has to live without them for the rest of his days. He's so RACIST! And he's half-Mexican! F*ck him!"
posted by Candy Rant @ 9:38 PM
13 Comments:
At 8:08 AM,
Anonymous said…
Yes, I can tell the writer doesn't have a mean or violent bone in his or her body. It's so obvious.
I hope you're packing a stun-gun to class with you each day.
At 10:47 AM,
Jerry said…
Well, at least you won't have to teach him to how to express his emotions--unless you want the to sublimate them to a higher purpose. Or, unless you are looking for rational emotionalism. Then you might have an instructional issue.
But, look at what a great teaching moment this is: "Drop your pencil, and back away from the paper."
Every good teacher need a stun-gun these days. Not to use, you understand, but to communicate your position on misbehavior.
At 10:47 AM,
Hoosier Mama said…
Wow! I didn't know Gandhi was alive and well, and sitting (ever-so-passively, of course) in a community college writing class.
At 10:56 AM,
Candy Rant said…
HA! You guys are great on a Monday morning. I needed a laugh.
The writer of this gem is a girl. And the whole paper was like this. The actual main theme was her hatred of what she calls "sl*tty b*tches." I will use asterisks here so I don't get a whole lotta google hits I don't want.
Jerry, I'm very careful with my stun-gun. I simply use it as an accessory, right next to the 40 oz. can of Mace hanging on my utility belt.
Ghandi. Yeah. He'd last about 4 minutes in my class. They'd beat him to death.
At 12:37 PM,
prairie biker said…
Well, that's another one added to my list of "Girls not to trust to give me fellatio".
At 12:40 PM,
Candy Rant said…
Oh no! That brings the list to, what...TWO?? And since the other one was Leona Helmsley, it's down to just one again.
At 7:50 PM,
Anonymous said…
I'll have you know that I was going through a really ugly break-up when I wrote that paper. But instead of tearing his balls off, I settled for just lacing his Pop Tarts with Ex-Lax. So there! See, I'm really NOT a violent person!
But I still hate those sl*tty b*tches!
At 7:52 PM,
Candy Rant said…
Of COURSE you aren't violent, Jackie! Never never never. I simply do not recall a time when you and I stuffed bodies in your trunk together. And the REASON I don't remember is that it never happened. Nosiree.
But nobody'll miss a few sl*tty b*tches anywho, right?
At 8:27 PM,
Anonymous said…
Damnit! I think somebody put Ex-Lax in my Pop Tarts!
(gurgle)
Oh no......uh, I'll be right back.
At 8:34 PM,
Anonymous said…
Wow. That was strange.
I bought these Pop Tarts from this half-Mexican guy out in front of the Speedway near my house. He was selling them from the trunk of his old Cutlass.
He seemed kind of racist to me, which I thought odd, since he was half-Mexican and all....but what a deal for Pop Tarts! I couldn't pass it up!
Oh no.....
At 9:41 PM,
Steve B said…
I guess she's never heard of "emotional" violence, eh?
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words crush my spirit.
At 9:50 PM,
Candy Rant said…
Futuresis, It was a CUTLASS! Could there be a more ominous sign?
Steve, yeah, that's going to be tomorrow's lesson in class. Emotional violence.
At 1:11 PM,
Citlali said…
lol. Wow. How can you say this job ain't worth stayin' in? It's SO entertaining??? lol. = ]
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