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"I killed a rat with a stick once."

Monday, May 17, 2010

In the Research Paper I Just Graded...

"He was later convicted of the lesser crime of carless driving."

3 Comments:

  • At 3:24 AM, Blogger SylphSong said…

    Ha! I love this! I remember when I was small, sitting in the back seat of my mom's bitchin' 78 Monte Carlo as she wound us up Fish Creek Hill to the lakes... the yellow signs, "Pass with Car(e)".

    Boy was my face red when I finally inquired.

    ;)

     
  • At 12:04 PM, Blogger MamaMidwife said…

    Tomorrow is "the day" Candy!

    I can't wait ot hear if the show goes off without a hitch in your house.
    And I love reading about your grading. Cracks me up!!

     
  • At 7:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    On a similar note: My ex-wife once asked why the road would freeze right in front of a bridge.
    Of course the sign actually said, "Bridge Freezes Before Road"

     

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