Candy Rant

"I killed a rat with a stick once."

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Seriously, Who Would Wear These?





I'll tell you who:
The same guy who says "Honestly, officer, I was only helping the sheep get over the fence."

14 Comments:

  • At 10:13 AM, Anonymous oneavid said…

    They must be wealthy, too. Because obviously they are well-heeled.

     
  • At 12:11 PM, Blogger Candy Rant said…

    You did not just say that.

     
  • At 8:36 PM, Anonymous banjo said…

    It behooves me to make a comment.

    These are the original Pony Boots!!!

    Equine hooker boots maybe . . .


    Ha ha. They look like they belong on the front half of a transvestite horse costume. I wonder what they did with the rear set? Flava flave, where are they??

     
  • At 9:19 PM, Blogger Candy Rant said…

    Oh man. Just when I think you might rein it in, here you come with your unbridled punning.

    Equine hooker. Perfect. And she would service randy centaurs.

    Manely.

     
  • At 10:40 PM, Anonymous Scott P said…

    Probably E-Bay'd by some kinky centaur that outgrew them.

    "Hey, Herc! Let's go clubbing!!!!"

     
  • At 11:25 PM, Anonymous Scott P said…

    ... go clubbing!

     
  • At 1:37 AM, Blogger Candy Rant said…

    What was Herc's centaur's name? I can ALMOST remember it. Gotta go google.

     
  • At 9:20 AM, Anonymous Scott P said…

    Newton. HA!

     
  • At 1:56 PM, Anonymous banjo said…

    Hey, how about a game of horse shoes?

    Yea, or neigh?

     
  • At 1:59 PM, Blogger Candy Rant said…

    That depends on wither you'll let me win.

    I don't want to be saddled with a loss.

     
  • At 1:55 PM, Anonymous Tony said…

    Odd.... "she would service randy centaurs." Captain of my high-school wrestling team was Randy Centaurs. Quite a cowinky-dinky, huh? Didn't know Randy liked dress-up sex. But wrestling team and all....figures.

    Sorry--just got back from the dental butcher. Another high-priced implant. Does Sears still offer dental implants by mail?

    Incidentally, know I've said something like this many times before, but if you haven't got a best seller called Shiny Meadows, my name isn't Houghton Mifflin.

     
  • At 9:32 PM, Blogger Sparrow said…

    My husband went to horseshoeing school. He says he could shoe your shoes. He'll even give you a deal.

    I am left wondering if someone was to wear these and walk on the beach, what would the tracks look like?

    He says it would be safe to step on a nail.

     
  • At 10:33 PM, Blogger Candy Rant said…

    Tony, I KNEW you would jump on Randy Centaurs. Er...

    Sears DOES offer dental implants by mail. Carved from pure Indiana pine.

     
  • At 10:33 PM, Blogger Candy Rant said…

    Sparrow, dude. He could shoe my shoes. That is so deep.

     

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