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Actual email from a student:
Sorry i will not be in class tomorrow, i have been in the hospital and was diagnosed with gull stones.
I'm guessing he'll need to see a sturgeon.
posted by Candy Rant @ 1:31 AM
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Actual email from a student:
Sorry i will not be in class tomorrow, i have been in the hospital and was diagnosed with gull stones.
I'm guessing he'll need to see a sturgeon.
18 Comments:
At 7:54 AM,
Anonymous said…
Well halibut that?
At 8:26 AM,
Unknown said…
Hope he doesn't take a tern for the worse.
At 10:24 AM,
Anonymous said…
Don't be gullible enough to believe that.
At 11:07 AM,
Anonymous said…
The docs better chickadee bile secretions. I know, because my French instructor in high school had gaul stones.
At 11:32 AM,
Candy Rant said…
I'm just glad he chose to seek kelp for this instead of clamming up.
At 1:21 PM,
Anonymous said…
well, at least he doesn't have salmonella ...
At 1:50 PM,
Citlali said…
Sounds more like a whale of a tale to me... I can't believe just wrote that. ugh. lol. omg. = ]
At 3:36 PM,
mgm said…
He's lying. The little urchin.
Orange you glad you don't have to pass 'em though? I hear that's roughy.
At 3:56 PM,
Steve B said…
zI'm trying to keep up with all these puns, but I'm floundering a little.
I'm starting to believe that you're trying to confuse me on porpoise.
At 4:22 PM,
Candy Rant said…
Man, you punsters octopus your energy somewhere else. We've been carping on that student so much that Moby he'll flunk the class. In any case, eel be punished.
At 8:22 PM,
Lisa Dunick said…
At least it was just gull stones. Mine told me today that she had diarrhea...yup-- I really needed to know that.
At 8:26 PM,
Candy Rant said…
Isn't it lovely when they share?
I've been so strict about my students missing class that they scramble for those medical notes. This one was pretty easy for the kid to get from the hospital. A note for diarrhea? Doubtful. So you should've asked for proof. Heh.
At 8:32 PM,
Anonymous said…
Another great post! Reel punny. Truly fintastic. My whiting is bad because my mussels hurt from laughing. Thak goodness this is no on tv but on the net.
At 8:38 PM,
Candy Rant said…
AGGGH!! AGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
Head.
Exploding.
THUD.
x - x
At 8:42 PM,
Anonymous said…
I know, you are wondering where the n, t, is. My mind is so tired from puns it's nt.
Dam* English Profs. They are so picky. I've haddock nuff of them.
At 8:49 PM,
Candy Rant said…
[speaking from unconsciousness]
Actually, the puns busted up my skull so bad, I didn't even notice the typos.
But now that you've pointed them out, I'm deeply ashamed of you.
People will make me turn my back on you. They will say "O-cean him!"
At 8:59 PM,
Anonymous said…
That's the best.
Game. Set. And Match to you.
My Bass is tired. I'm going to bed.
(Sorry. I couldn't resist that last bit.)
At 9:07 PM,
Candy Rant said…
[still unconscious from oneavid's pun explosion]
good night!
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