Candy Rant

"I killed a rat with a stick once."

Sunday, January 09, 2011

The Man Knows Me




These are the earrings Scott got me for Christmas. When I opened the little box, I loved them so much that I wanted to eat them. But that would lead to all sorts of unpleasant X-rays and the throwing around of words like "perforated" and "idiot wife."

4 Comments:

  • At 12:12 AM, Anonymous Jackie O. said…

    Just admit it, Candy: you've got one earring tucked away in your cheek and you're chewing on the other right now.

     
  • At 12:24 AM, Blogger Candy Rant said…

    ...furiously swallowing spoonfuls of lard to wash them down...

     
  • At 12:18 AM, Blogger Citlali said…

    OMG, way to go SCOTT!!! Many points for you. You're a lucky girl, Candy. xxoo = ]

     
  • At 11:55 AM, Anonymous Kirby said…

    I LOVE those!!!

     

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