Why Can't I Come Home With You?

This is it.

This is the look those conniving little puppies have practiced like puppy sorcery on all who come to visit them. Perfectly innocent people, minding their own business, get laser-targeted by those blue puppy eyes and suddenly they're spending their life savings on mushy, expensive dog food and fancy squeak-toys in neon colors.

By the time they find out that the puppy would rather eat its own poop and chew on only their new owner's favorite shoes, it is too late, isn't it? There is no return from puppification.